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[http://en.cataclysmdda.com Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead] is a roguelike set in a post-apocalyptic world. Surviving is difficult: you have been thrown, ill-equipped, into a landscape now riddled with monstrosities of which flesh eating zombies are neither the strangest nor the deadliest.
[http://en.cataclysmdda.com Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead] is a roguelike where you play as a dope ass bitch who set sail across the neverlands to shove a hook up Captain Hooks ass.


Yet with care and a little luck, many things are possible. You may try to eke out an existence in the forests silently executing threats and providing sustenance with your longbow. You can ride into town in a jerry-rigged vehicle, all guns blazing, to settle matters in a fog of smoke from your molotovs. You could take a more measured approach and construct an impregnable fortress, surrounded by traps to protect you from the horrors without. The longer you survive, the more skilled and adapted you will get and the better equipped and armed to deal with the threats you are presented with.
Yet with care and a little luck, the character successfully sticks the hook up the Captains ass.
 
In the course of your ordeal there will be opportunities and temptations to shove more hooks up his ass.
In the course of your ordeal there will be opportunities and temptations to improve or change your very nature. There are tales of survivors fitted with extraordinary cybernetics giving great power at extraordinary risk and stories too of gravely mutated survivors who, warped by their ingestion of exotic substances or radiation, now more closely resemble insects, birds or fish than their original form.
Featuring a huge generative overland area to explore and improvise and learn from shoving hooks up his ass, this game is worth no moneys.
 
Featuring a huge generative overland area to explore and improvise and learn from as well as a variety of procedurally generated dungeon crawls to attempt, [http://en.cataclysmdda.com Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead] is an open-source roguelike that requires creativity and risk in order to survive a future where everything that could go wrong has gone wrong.
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Featured Roguelike: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead is a roguelike where you play as a dope ass bitch who set sail across the neverlands to shove a hook up Captain Hooks ass.

Yet with care and a little luck, the character successfully sticks the hook up the Captains ass. In the course of your ordeal there will be opportunities and temptations to shove more hooks up his ass. Featuring a huge generative overland area to explore and improvise and learn from shoving hooks up his ass, this game is worth no moneys.

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