Difference between revisions of "Poland"
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Based on empirical research it is assumed that every second Pole is a roguelike developer. There seems to be a critical lack of anything better to do in Poland. | Based on empirical research it is assumed that every second Pole is a roguelike developer. There seems to be a critical lack of anything better to do in Poland. | ||
They celebrate something called "Fat Thursday". | They celebrate something called "Fat Thursday". | ||
They were Communist, but now they aren't. | |||
== Fauna == | == Fauna == | ||
Poland is worldwide recognized as the home of the Polar bears, hence their name. They are fierce bears that organize raids over the poles from time to time. | Poland is worldwide recognized as the home of the Polar bears, hence their name. They are fierce bears that organize raids over the poles from time to time. | ||
== Flora == | |||
There are trees. Poles are made from trees. Poland is full of Poles. That's how we know there are trees in Poland. | |||
== History == | |||
Poland has a strong history of producing logicians. It was also the home of King Casimir the Great. To understand how eccentric the Poles are, consider that they called him "the Great" just because he did an excellent job running the country and not because he slaughtered lots of foreigners, the usual qualification for greatness. | |||
Revision as of 05:06, 2 August 2007
An eastern province of Germany.
Culture
Based on empirical research it is assumed that every second Pole is a roguelike developer. There seems to be a critical lack of anything better to do in Poland. They celebrate something called "Fat Thursday". They were Communist, but now they aren't.
Fauna
Poland is worldwide recognized as the home of the Polar bears, hence their name. They are fierce bears that organize raids over the poles from time to time.
Flora
There are trees. Poles are made from trees. Poland is full of Poles. That's how we know there are trees in Poland.
History
Poland has a strong history of producing logicians. It was also the home of King Casimir the Great. To understand how eccentric the Poles are, consider that they called him "the Great" just because he did an excellent job running the country and not because he slaughtered lots of foreigners, the usual qualification for greatness.